Comments on: Happy Birthday Excel

By: Mike Rouse

Mike Rouse — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:29:00 +0000

Wow. Excel is 2 years younger than I am yet it is more popular, worth more money, has more homes, is touched by more women, and is far better at math. Somebody even showed me some fancy tricks you can do with it the other day. I wish I were Excel! LOL

By: Jon Peltier

Jon Peltier — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 22:55:00 +0000

So Mike, they’ve already had dessert?

By: Mike Alexander

Mike Alexander — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:21:00 +0000

(while you loosely point in the direction of YOUR kids) not mine.
Those booger eaters don't deserve dessert.

By: foobar

foobar — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:20:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_5#Births

By: Mike Alexander

Mike Alexander — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:19:00 +0000

Here’s a challenge. Tonight, take your family to dinner to celebrate. While there, call the waitress over and whisper in her ear that it’s Excel’s birthay (while you loosely point in the direction of my kids).
If all goes well, you’ll get a free dessert. Bonus points if you get the staff to sing “Happy birthday Exceeeel. Happy birthday to you.”

By: Ken Puls

Ken Puls — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 18:48:00 +0000

Go figure... the following is the list that shows up on my google homepage about "today in history":

1638: King Louis XIV of France born
1774: The first Continental Congress was convened in Philadelphia
1942: Raquel Welch born
1946: Freddie Mercury (Frederick Bulsara) born in Zanzibar
1961: Kennedy orders resumption of underground nuclear tests

You'd think that Excel's birthday would deserve a mention, wouldn't you? LOL!

By: Haffy

Haffy — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:41:00 +0000

=SQRT(441) =TODAY()
=(4*5)+1 =TODAY()
etc

Sorry - neither clever nor patient enough to do more!